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Saturday, 24 May 2008

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Hoping you would know for sure if marijuana smoke gets cats high. I've heard many things and I know that the plant itself is poisonous to cats if eaten. We smoke pot a lot around cats and have even blown smoke in their ears (supposed to get them baked). Please let me know cause I don't want to really fuck the cat up (more than the occasional wake and bake).

Thanks,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

I didn't know that marijuana was poisonous to cats, are you sure? I am a doctor you know (Dr Hemp thc that is!)

No. Honestly. I don't think that marijuana is a problem for cats, though they do get high. However, I think they prefer catnip. It's cheaper!

Regards,

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P.S. Below is a photo of our cat Josh sitting on my knee. He seems quite a healthy happy cat and has certainly been in the presence of many people smoking pot.

Joshy woshy cat.

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About a month ago my mom found my dope in my room and put me on unreasonably strict punishment. Now I have to get tested and I wont know when I will be tested until the day she decides to take me. I need to know what sort of detox methods work best to clean my system. I have looked into the pills, drinks and even the crystals you put into your urine (that's what I said ... gross!). I need your advice ASAP. I love my weed and being away from it for so long is killing me!

Another question: when I was smoking I would smoke pretty much all day every day and I noticed that the potency was fading and the high would wear off quicker. Is this just bad bud or because I was smoking too often? Will it be more potent when I start back now that I have laid off for a while?

Please respond. I am desperate for help,

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P.S. I want to plan a trip to London one day (I love the countryside). When I come over you think we can get together so I don't have to sneak through customs? It'd be great!

Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

As far as detox goes, look for further info available on this website or check out www.testclear.com. As far as strength of hit is concerned, this is probably due to saturation levels of THC in your system. The hit wears off the more you smoke, but is regained with abstinence.

Also, you may find it difficult to find "countryside" in London. You may have to travel a bit further out of London to find grazing cows and the like.

By the way your mum sounds like a right dragon. Is she from Wales?

Regards,

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I used to live in the god given town of Totnes. Needless to say I smoked a lot of weed, well skunk mainly, juicy fat buds, full and fruity, prime-time, crystalline, wholesome and fresh, dripping with natural beauty.

But I got bored with the nothing going on, single parent yoghurt-weaving vegans and crumby old fogies blocking up the town, walking around in they're dumb arsed Victorian out-fits every Tuesday, with they're shitty little market stalls, selling mouldy old home-made jam and hand crochet fucking rag dolls.

Not to mention police cars driving up behind you at 4mph. with their "we've had some burglaries in the area routine", turning out your pockets, but they're still too fucking stupid to find your ganga.

So now I'm in London were the streets are paved with gold, working a night shift in an office full of computers, just so I can earn enough money to go out, get drunk and forget about it, and all I can think about is coming back to Totter's and sitting in a field with a big fat BIFTA! I want to renoobie-up-a-doobie! Hert-ya-with-de-spultcha! Robust-a-hinomual-glerter!

Which brings me to the question; can you please let me know; a) when killer the budula is back in town and b) when it's going to be summer in Totnes!

Yours forever,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

There's always good bud if you want it, if not in town then somewhere near and there's always some sunshine in Totters somewhere.

The music scene in London is probably a little bit better than down here.

It's funny how the grass is always greener, 'scuse the pun.

I suppose you've got to way it up. Money vs clean air!

Regards,

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I just moved to Huntville, Alabama and need to know when the best time is to go mushroom picking around here. I know the kids in Florida pick it mainly in the spring and I'm not that far from there. All I want to know is the best time of year, day and weather conditions for me to go to the nearest cow farm and start picking. It would be much appreciated if you get back to me.

Cheers my man,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

Sorry, I have no idea. I live in England.

Regards,

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What are the best materials to use to get rid of the smell from very strong ganja? I mean the smell stays around for a long time.

Cheers my man,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

It's unlikely that you will find anything to disguise the smell if it's that good. Try incense, air freshener or dog shit.

Regards,

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How do I produce the resin blocks supplied by my local dealer and is there anywhere that will import into UK?

Cheers my man,

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First of all, go to a dodgy Dutch firm or similar and just ask them for some low quality "soap bar" and you'll probably get a huge lump of ready made shit hash, that would probably not be illegal due to it's low THC content.

Alternatively, go and buy some low quality shade leaf (cabbage), mix it up with some 80's pop tunes, henna and some industrial solvent. Make this into blocks weighing approximately 9oz and bingo! Something similar to what you are buying off your dealer at present.

If you are prepared to go one better, then I suggest that you strike up a deal with some Moroccan prince and persuade him to sell you tons of lovely quality cannabis resin or pollen. Bring it all back home and sell it off cheaply around Totnes and the surrounding district; then go over again to get some more once it's all done.

Regards,

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What I was wondering is how many leaves does a female marijuana plant have and how many leave does a male have? Please email me back ASAP.

Cheers,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

Are you sure you're not a mathematician parading to be a toker? How long is a piece of thing? The number of leaves on a plant has nothing to do with sex at all!

Regards,

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I just want to ask if there are any fertilizers or anything to make my plants stronger? I have heard that horse shit is good?

Cheers,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

Horse manure is a great fertilizer, but is plagued by the fact that it contains many grass seeds and other things you may not want to grow with your cannabis.

If you grow your plants in a controlled environment, (a room that has artificially controlled temperature, light, food, CO2 and air movement) then you are more likely to achieve very high potency.

However, if you are growing outside then it is a much greater subject, as many extraneous factors come in to play.

My advice is to get a good book, a greenhouse and get on with it!


Regards,

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For some reason nobody can seem to tell me how to make skunk tea/coffee, being a bong smoker I am new to the whole 'cooking with cannabis' thing. Could you tell me how to make skunk tea/coffee?

Thanx,

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Don't bother.

Bud is much better smoked neat in a pipe, or even a vaporiser. For food, it is better to cook using solids, as they are much more easily absorbed into oils, which are then HIGHLY usable for any cooking purposes

But if you must pour boiling water over good bud, add a tea bag maybe and shed a tear over the fact that you are destroying really nice THC in order to drink it that way. (Some people do this in a flask, but your still destroying the THC by pouring water over it.)

Regards,

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Hey man, killer page.

First of all, our glass colour changing pipes aren't that cool. I mean they are cool, but you have to watch them carefully and they change colour. US weed for the most part in Michigan comes from a city called Ann Arbor or Detroit. I live in a smaller town of 30,000 or something like that. cannabis commonly comes in 8th of an ounce and costs $30 US, this comes down to $120-180 if you buy an ounce. This is because there are usually real pot dealers and semi pot dealers.

The real ones where we live, drive to Detroit several times a week and buy in bulk, then sell it to people in ounces, which is then sold to people for about $30 US an 8th.

A term used a lot is "I'll hook you up with a fat 8th". It doesn't make sense because that just means it is more than an 8th. I've actually received an 8th that was more like a quarter for $30. Well I imagine it works like this a lot in other places too.

Other drug prices; Magic mushrooms also $30 an 8th; Acid $5 a hit; ecstacy sucks ass with prices (fortunately I don't do chemical drugs) and costs $15-$30 a hit. Well just in case you wanted to know.

You should let people know this but I guess you already know. Tell all of our beginner smoking friends (seems like a lot of your question askers) to save their roaches. Smoking a roach is so much more concentrated because of all the absorbed smoke. It's stupid to waste. Also hashish is almost non-existent in the USA.

Oh yeah, sorry for rambling. Does different types of weed actually cause different effects? Well I know it does but it seems like THC is THC.

Well that is all thanks,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

Thanks for the drug price list.

Regarding the qualities of THC. Yes there are different qualities of THC content in plants grown in different conditions. However, as far as roaches are concerned, are you getting stoned or just getting high off tar?

It's great isn't it!

Regards,

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I wonder if you can help me. I am shortly going to the dentists and will be having an injection in the gum. Would I have any adverse affects by having cannabis in my bloodstream? I have a medical condition which cannabis helps to relieve, but do not wish to experience adverse affects at the dentists.

Cheers,

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I am only a doctor of cannabis smoking and was unable to make it into the office to do any real work with real people. Therefore I suggest that if in doubt don't bother. You don't inform us of what medical condition you have, but I would probably say that cannabis has few adverse effects on most conditions, unless you need to rely on memory! Like how many fillings?

Cheers,

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I don't have any questions because I am probably a bigger pot head than you. I'm gonna go burn a sack now. The people who send you these questions are a bunch of beginner pot smokers. So maybe from now on you should send your questions to me and I can help you answer them.

Cheers,

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Dear This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it ,

Patronising twat. Get a life!

Regards,

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Why is it illegal to grow hemp in the United States? Who's holding us back?

Did you know all of the uses for hemp other than recreational? (I don't have anything against that by the way.) For example, a substitute for gasoline, clothing of course, and paper products. If a lot was grown it would reverse the green house effect; did you know that?

Do you know Jack Herer and have you read his book, "The Emporer Wears No Clothes"? You should. It's about hemp and it's very educational.

Do you know of the hemp legalization activists in the United States, or the names of their organizations? I would like to know so that I can get in touch with them.

A friend and I are trying to take over the world and grow hemp everywhere because it's so helpful and good in so many ways, please respond.

Sincerely,

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As far as the laws of nature are concerned it is not illegal to grow marijuana in the United States. As for what your Government says; I think you have enough on your plate at the moment. Somehow, I think they are less bothered by the threat of marijuana at the present. You are the one who is holding yourself back!

I only know Jack Herer from experience and have never read the book!

As far as Hemp Organisations in the USA are concerned, try www.norml.org, or maybe you should start your own! Then you can take over the world with Hemp, which you want to grow everywhere! However, that might be really stupid idea. It's great for smoking (medicinal and relaxational qualities), making ropes and fibres and wood pulp, but I need food and roaming space as well!

Actually, I know what you mean, I am also part of the "Let's grow it everywhere" brigade; however, it is not naturally found in the UK and would not survive a winter here, unless it was kept warm. Even then to make any outdoor crop worthwhile, it still needs to be tended on a regular basis. Therefore I say, go plant it anywhere you like, but for the serious all year round grower lights are a necessity.

Regards,

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