Caned In Totnes is born again

JESUS is born again, but this time he’s himself and he really annoys us. In the mean time, Caned In Totnes has been reborn, but nowhere near as annoying than reincarnations of Christ. We had enough of Christ the first time, he ruined things for 2,000 years and now he wants another go. I think not.

We are writing this under duress after drinking 7 pints of Guinness, but the Webguy can be very persuasive and we’ve been instructed to tell you all about the new improvements and features that have been added to Caned In Totnes. Well, I suppose it’s better than telling you about deluded former Government operatives who lie to themselves and us.

Check out our brand new Caned Forums, which now have Personal Messaging enables, so you can PM other users of this site. The Caned Forum positively encourages abusive language and behaviour towards others. We won’t tell you off for swearing or being rude!

By popular request, Dr Hemp and Dr Hump are reopening their famous agony advice columns. They both wanted to rehash the old material bit by bit, but again, the Webguy can be very insistent and has written some code for you to submit your pot questions to Dr Hemp and embarrassing sexual questions to Dr Hump.

A prize of Dr Hemp’s New York City Diesel cannabis seeds goes to the funniest question!

The Caned In Totnes Pot Pics have been resurrected, not in the form of David Shayler, who has yet to be crucified, but in the form of the Gallery link on the left hand page. Please submit your funny ganja pics and we’ll publish them on this site. Each pot pic published wins a bottle of the Cider Masters potentially berserk Amanita Cider. Not for the light hearted - only over 18s need apply.

That’s all for now folks!

The Caned In Totnes Team.