One Christmas in the oh so spiritual town of Totnes a baby cannabis plant was born.

An angel appeared before Mary Jane and said unto her: "Take these F1 seeds and grow them to fruition and three wise men will buy them off you when they're ripe and ready."

Meanwhile two cows in the manger are chatting to each other and one says: "The 'Virgin Mary Jane' is glowing like a jolly green giant with her sprouts taken out."

The donkey walked through the long grass smelling the luscious buds. Small crystals coated the inside of her nostrils. The ripe hairs stood on end swaying in the gentle breeze of breath.

Three wise men came from the East guided by the grow room lights each bearing gifts of perlite, nitrogen and phostrogen. They also had handy a big bag of magic mushrooms, some clean LSD, decent tunes, a crate of Stella and a few stonkingly good pills.

Inspector Herod of the Totnes Police proclaimed: "All F1 seeds and cuttings that are illegally grown will be cut down as babies."

In spite of this, the Virgin Mary Jane gave birth to a lovely Sativa Indica mix that one day will thoroughly waste everybody with one toke, so much so that Jesus may have to be called in to feed the thousands with pizzas, chocolate bars and Stella Artois.

The plant was named 'Jesus that's fucking strong' and they all lived happily ever after in many of the newly opened cannabis cafes throughout Britain that Golden Brown was forced to legalise as he wants to be voted in again at the next election.

This even pleased Inspector Herod, as he was able get to on with proper police work like catching murderers, rapists, paedophiles and terrorists.